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The Garbage Patrol

Managing people has got to be one of the most difficult jobs in the world.    To impose a standard, to set up an expectation, to make, to control, to guide another brain into doing what you what it to do takes ingenuity.  Each person has a different set of aesthetics and definition of what work is.  Add emotional drama/trauma and sometimes I wished I had ten arms four brains and six pairs of legs and do everything that needs to be done by myself.

At a party, the hosts put up signs for garbage, recyclables and composts.  The guests upon reading the signs showed no clue of understanding how to dispose the various items.  I was asked to be the policeman.  Bending over the cans I separated the soiled paper plates, food scraps, empty bottles, plastic utensils, etc. and stopped the guests from randomly throwing things into the wrong receptacle. A small task, really; nothing like managing two hundred people in a corporate office.  But that’s all the managing I’m happy to do.

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